Don't live up to your stereotypes.
If you teach kids how to tell stories, they have a better chance at everything.
In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.
My name is Sherman J. Alexie Jr., and I am an insomniac.
Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians. So I'm never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else. (101)
Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.