How self-centered, how arrogant... Imagine the awesome privilege of living in a society where you get to choose what you eat at each and every meal. When I was a kid, I was a vegetarian and a vegan for long stretches... I was a commodity cheese-atarian.

There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain go away. (107)

We Indians really should be better liars, considering how often we've been lied to.

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

You want the good life? You live where white people live, you go to school where white people go to school, and you shop where white people shop.

Also because I'm ambiguously ethnic looking, you know, I come to New York and I can be anything. People generally think I'm half of whatever they are.

One play can change your momentum forever.