The problem for me with liberals is that we've abdicated our moral responsibility to the universe.

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart and burp as well.

You have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too. (191)

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

I drew because words were too unpredictable. (5)

In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter browns in the Crayola box. You have to be careful of the cops and robbers, because nobody's quite sure what you are, but everybody has assumptions.

If you teach kids how to tell stories, they have a better chance at everything.