If you teach kids how to tell stories, they have a better chance at everything.

Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.

I love to scare the already terrified assholes.

We all know the Indians were colonized by the Europeans, but every colonized Indian has been colonized by the Indian reaction to colonization.

I write in blood because I remember what it felt like to bleed.

We Indians really should be better liars, considering how often we've been lied to.

I guess a witness is all I am. I think as a writer, you're pretty removed. Writing is a very selfish, individualistic pursuit. So in that sense I'm a witness because I'm not participating.