And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

Also because I'm ambiguously ethnic looking, you know, I come to New York and I can be anything. People generally think I'm half of whatever they are.

I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird

When you resort to violence to prove a point, you’ve just experienced a profound failure of imagination.

Let us now celebrate the literary allusion.

Because I'm an American, I know there's all sorts of international folks who would gladly kidnap and behead me.

If you really want a woman to love you, then you have to dance. And if you don’t want to dance, then you’re going to have to work extra hard to make a woman love you forever, and you will always run the risk that she will leave you at any second for a man who knows how to tango.