When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet.

I've always been a strong believer that you were born with the hair you've got, but have the ability to get the hair you want.

Write yourself a permission slip to be surprised by someone's potential. Who knows? One day that person could be you.

I am on the power toothbrush train and I'm asking people to try to using an Oral B power toothbrush. I just started using one and I cannot believe that I waited this long to use a power toothbrush. It's so much easier than using a manual toothbrush.

I get along very well with the cast of '30 Rock.' I guess I bring a certain quirkiness to the show as well. I'm just thankful they keep asking me. I didn't think I was going to be asked back so every time they say, 'We want you back,' I'm screaming. I'm jumping up and down and screaming.

I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.'

I believe God has called His people to be a light in darkness.