I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, boss. It was horrific. I haven’t done anything to regret yet and it’s been way too brief. I at least want a license before I check out, you know?

You told me there wouldn’t be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)

Are you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can’t follow what I’m saying? (Simi)

We were innocent victims. (Angelia) Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)

Take that, you scum-sucking snipes. Eat your words and your cruelty. May you drown in it and die. (Nick)

No can do. Wren stays here. (Dev) Not what I was told. (Varyk) Well, I just told you. (Dev)

Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha