Possible or not, they tried to turn me into a Nick McNugget. (Nick)

You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara)

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

You'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides.

You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)

The practice of the Court forms the law of the Court.

Well, yeah. You said you wanted Italian. See. Chef Boyardee. He makes one the best stuff. (Tabitha)