I swear you’re a woman. (Devyn) I would respond to that, but I don’t want to distract you while you’re attempting to drive and I’m dependent on you for my life. (Sway)

You were impaled? (Delphine) You know the worst part about impalement? You don’t die immediately. You hang on bleeding and aching as the spike works its way slowly through your body until it pierces some major organ. Pray to the gods you worship that you never know what that feels like. (Jericho)

He says he’d rather be dead than leave me. According to him, we’re family. I guess that makes me the psycho uncle no one wants to talk to. And he’s the kid with only imaginary friends for company. ‘Normal’ Rockwell, here we come. (Jared)

Love is the greatest corrupter ever known and has been the numbers one downfall of mankind since the first creation.

I accept you as you are, and I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever. (Fang)

Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon

Believe me, if I start getting sick, you’ll be the first to know since I’m sure it’ll be all over you. (Alix)