I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure.
Sherrilyn KenyonIโm not dead yet. Itโs all good. (Omari) Good. That whole spontaneous combustion thing can be a real buzzkill. Ruins your clothes, too. (Nero)
Sherrilyn KenyonLady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and Iโd oblige you. (Xypher)
Sherrilyn KenyonWhat is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking Iโm human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking youโre sane. (Nick)
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