Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)

You like being vague, don't you? (Amanda) It was a choice of being a Dark-Hunter or a prophet. Personally I like the slash-and-kill stuff much more than prayers and the lotus position. (Acheron)

Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?" Xedrix-"Call a priest.

I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he’d be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark) Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn’t that the same thing? (Nick) Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)

While I respect suicidal tendencies on most days, you’d do well to remember who you’re addressing and, more to the point, what I can do to you. No one says you have to go back to Tartarus in one piece. (Acheron)

A Court of equity can mould interests differently from a Court of law; and can give relief in cases where a Court of law cannot.

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)