It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron) Reverse PMS? (Artemis) Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you’re cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)

Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

I know what you are, Talon. You are the man I was born to love. The only man I was born to love.” “I’m not a man. Not anymore.” “You are mine and I will not let you go without a fight.

I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he’d be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark) Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn’t that the same thing? (Nick) Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)

What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara)

Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)