Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish)

Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.

Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?" "Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.

You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)

I'm beginning to think the only choice anyone has in life is between either a bad choice or a worse one.

With my background and genetic makeup,buddy, you're lucky I'm as normal as I am. (Katra Agrotera)

You do what you have to do or a bigger demon eats out your liver and uses your spine to pick its teeth. (Caleb)