After that, anytime she caught me near a kitchen she’d start in on me. So I have an automatic sphincter clench any time I reach for a pan. (Devyn)

Good grief, Fury, warn me if you’re going to jump in here naked. (Bride)

Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this week…Oh wait, it’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)

What’s going on? (Astrid) Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me. (Zarek)

Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)

There’s a reason Mia is currently an only child. Family drama takes on a whole new meaning when they’re feuding gods who can’t stand the sight of each other and always try to kill one another whenever they’re in the same room.” – Kat

Death is the one predator we can't escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that's the allure of vampirism.