They’re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you’re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I’m forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse)

A plaintiff who comes into a Court of justice must show that he is in a condition to maintain his action.

Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

I’ll wait out here until the two of you are finished. Just call out if you need anything. Like a priest, cop, or lion tamer. (Aimee)

I take it that the judgment is an essential point in every conviction, let the punishment be fixed or not.

We’re looking for anything to do with the Rod of Time. (Sin) Rod of Time, Forsaken Moon, Tablet of Destiny…you Sumerians really liked your hokey terms, huh? (Kat) They didn’t exactly ask my opinion before they named them. (Sin) Good, ‘cause my estimation of your intellect would be seriously scarred if they had. (Kat)

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)