Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald’s. (Tee)

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)

Only a fool took a remote from a god.

Like this cake. It’s really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)

What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang) It fell off. (Wren)

I’d rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena)

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn’t…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)