There was something about Ash that made every hormone in her body stand up and pant for more

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can’t wait. Sorry. We’ll have to hump and fight later. (Fury)

If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough

This one’s easy to use. The pointy end goes into their body. (Liza)

You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not be told how long to take in the loo. (Gabrielle)