You both sicken me. (Markus) It’s what I live for…Father. Your eternal disgust succors me like mother’s milk. (Fang)

Did you get hungry and eat my colleagues?

There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

My mission is to kill the bad guy, save the world, and hopefully end up with the girl. (Steele)

Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset.

That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick)