You gonna keep staring at me, Great Acheron, or are you ready to chew me a new one?

These are used solely for Blood Rites. (Leo) Is that like special ed? (Susan)

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)

It is sometimes difficult to get rid of first impressions.

I just love the gifts you bring me for lunch. Other girls get diamonds. Me? I get mayhem and blood – and all before noon. Thanks, Tate. (Simone)

How much longer will I live? (Urian) You’re immortal, barring death. (Acheron) That doesn’t make sense. (Urian) Most of life doesn’t. (Acheron)