There was a reason why there was only a single stairway to heaven, but an entire highway to hell.

Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta) No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)

All of us are vulnerable, and at times we all feel adrift. But somehow, we all muddle through.

Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)

I should have thought of this years ago. But that was the problem with being sane. Sane people played by the rules. They looked for rational explanations and solutions in an insane universe.

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena)

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb