Is he a good boy? (Cherise) No, Mom, he’s Satan incarnate. In fact, once it’s over, we’re going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund. (Nick)

sasha growled low in his throat. "Send the wolf to watch them," he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. "I swear Z, if I live, I'm going to rip that damned goatee off your face and stick your shaving cream in the fridge.

Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)

For the record, kid, Summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you.

It is of infinite importance to the public that the acts of magistrates should not only be substantially good, but also that they should be decorous.

I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

You don’t knock on the devil’s door, boy, unless you want him to answer. (Ravyn)