He probably couldn’t turn off his sexiness without medical intervention.’ (Abbie)

Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him. (Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he’s going to have to join Kyrian on the geriatric patrol. (Chris)

I haven't fought with anyone else in over two thousand years. (Kyrian) Well, you're never too old to learn. (Amanda) You can't teach an old dog new tricks. (Kyrian) There's no time like the present. (Amanda) Time is of the essence. (Kyrian) God helps those who help themselves. (Amanda) You're not going to let me win this, are you? (Kyrian)

But don’t ever let yourself forget that the person you care about fills an emptiness no one else ever has and that while life with them can seriously suck at times, those moments when it doesn’t are worth all the aggravation of falling into the toilet and getting soaked when you’re half asleep.

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)

Life was brutal and it made victims of everyone.’ (Nykyrian)