The family consists of those who live under the same roof with the pater familias ; those who form (if I may use the expression) his fire-side.

Only a fool took a remote from a god.

Why do all men have to suck? I knew you all sucked and still I stupidly fell in love with one of you. Why? Why would I be such a masochist? You pour your heart out to a man and what does he do? ‘Could you change the channel, babe?’ You’re all pathetically cold. You don’t care about anyone but yourselves! (Kat)

Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I’ll have to barbecue him and make akri angry at me. I don’t want to make akri angry. (Simi) Simi? Is that you? (Astrid) Yes. C’est moi. The little demon with hornays. (Simi)

Love is the greatest corrupter ever known and has been the numbers one downfall of mankind since the first creation.

Why can’t you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)

Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)