Take that, you scum-sucking snipes. Eat your words and your cruelty. May you drown in it and die. (Nick)

The popish religion is now unknown to the law of this country.

Then why can’t I bully you into procreating? (Wulf) See! I’m the only human in history to have Viking yenta of his very own. God, how I wish my father had been a fertile man. (Chris)

Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria)

You know, I met a wise man centuries ago in China who said to me, ‘He who lets fear rule him, has fear for a master. (Acheron) Confucius? (Talon) No, Minh-Quan. He was a fisherman who used to sell what I’m told was the best zong zi ever made. (Acheron)

For the record, kid, Summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you.

Life is messy, Ren. It's not easy and it's definitely not for the timid. Everyone has a past.