I’ve lost her. Can you give me any guidance?” – Sundown “On what? A new personality? Car buying? I’m a Wolf, cowboy, not a life counselor.” – Sasha

But as the Roman playwright Terence once wrote, From many a bad beginning great friendships have formed

What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)

Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron)

Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)

So how many women have you visited in their dreams? (Geary) Is this one of those questions that if I don’t answer it correctly, you get angry at me? (Arik)

Aren't you an enigma wrapped in a thick coating of contradictions.