Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)

Lady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and I’d oblige you. (Xypher)

Keep your lips and other body parts to yourself or you’ll be headless. (Apollymi)

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others with a single growl. (Susan)

Life was brutal and it made victims of everyone.’ (Nykyrian)

Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace) Boobs? (Julian) Breasts. (Grace) You have very nice breasts. (Julian) Thanks. What about you? (Grace) I have no breasts. (Julian)