Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them.

Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon

How did you fastforward and turn it off? (Danger) I wanted it off and off it went. (Alexion) Wow, that’s amazing. I guess this makes me the luckiest woman in the world. (Danger) How so? (Alexion) I’ve found the only man alive who won’t ever shout out, ‘honey, where’s the remote?’ then tear my house apart in pursuit of it. (Danger)

Oh, no. We can’t have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don’t hurt people then run. That’s just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the ‘No Simi’ eat list?” – Simi

I've always loved fairy tales and magic - especially twisting them on their ears and poor trolls have always had such a bad rep.

You do what you have to do or a bigger demon eats out your liver and uses your spine to pick its teeth. (Caleb)

Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)