I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Why can’t you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)

Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn't usually knock the guy unconscious before she forced them together. Still, with Tabitha there was a first time for just about anything. And extreme blind-dating was very vintage T.

There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)

Because I don’t feel broken when you look at me.

We were innocent victims. (Angelia) Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)