If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.

The legislature have anxiously provided for those most useful and deserving body of men, the seamen and marines of this country.

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb

Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven’t met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people’s body parts. (Asmodeus)

I can tell you love him. (Syn) Yeah, like a boil in my nether regions. (Kiara)

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)