You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn’t you? (Acheron)

I'm not an easy lay, Alexion” He actually smiled a real smile at her. It was charming and unexpected. "I am.

There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two

Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)

No, see the slide’s too high. He could fall and get a concussion. (Wulf) Forget that. He could rack himself on the teeter-totter. (Chris) Teeter-totter nothing. The swings are a choking hazard. Whose idea was it for him to have this? (Urian)

Your father wasn’t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn’t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common…And I have to say that I’ve developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher)

You touch her, and I will take that dagger at your side and cut your heart out with it. (Julian)