Once you start laughing, you start healing.
He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.
Women tend to love men in their presence, while men tend to love women in their absence.
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.
Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on your hands.
A little bit of irreverence is necessary to have any self-esteem at all. Not irreverence for people, but rather, for what other people think.