You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.
Before sex, a man isn't thinking clearly and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex, it reverses. The man is thinking clearly and a woman isn't.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Don't believe what anyone tells you about yourself.
Men see how you dress, and then make assumptions about your relationship potential.
Whenever you are too worried about someone else's approval, that person loses respect for you.