I am sweet, I am ugly, I am mean if you love me. I'll try hard just to please you, when I say I don't need you.

~Wyatt [my adopted son] is definitely all mine. Little souls find their way to you whether they're from your womb or someone else's.~

As you get older, you have your tribe of women that you grow and age gracefully with and you share wisdom with. That's your clan. That's your family. That's your strength.

Life's so full that you just take it one day at a time.

If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.