The cheapest energy is the energy you don't use in the first place.

If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone.

One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises of life that one will find the biggest inspiration.' And he was right.

I try to conduct my life with a little levity.

Love is the most important thing in life. If you don't have (a relationship), you're always looking for one.

I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I hate that word, mature, but I guess I am growing up.