I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
Sheryl CrowBring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.
Sheryl CrowTook your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore.
Sheryl CrowThe only person who can save you is you: That going to be the thing that informed the rest of my life.
Sheryl Crow