I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I become more seasoned, it's less interesting to try and compete in the pop market.

If it makes you happy it can't be that bad

Are you strong enough to be my man?

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

When you tune your guitar in a different way, it lends itself to a new way of looking at your songwriting.

~Wyatt [my adopted son] is definitely all mine. Little souls find their way to you whether they're from your womb or someone else's.~