Talent is to actors what luck is to card players. Its not really anything; its just a fictitious word that people have created and labeled things. Talent is like, you know, I never really believed in talent, I believed in drive and determination and preparation, but talent is sort of like luck.

I'm trying to find a way to eat up time without being destructive, 'cause that's my go-to, it seems.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

I'm an individual, and I have opinions.

People are still emulating the old fashioned criminal.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah.