If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds.
Shia LaBeoufHave you ever noticed how most critics disagree with the public? That should tell you a lot about critics.
Shia LaBeoufI used to dirt bike a lot. I can't do that anymore. Can't eat a whole lot of chocolate anymore, either. I can't be in 'Indiana Jones' and be a fatso!
Shia LaBeoufIf you asked an 18-year-old what they want to do with their life, and the options are 'Transformers' or Lars von Trier, he's probably shipping out for 'Transformers.' If you ask a 26-year-old what he wants to do, 'Transformers' or Lars von Trier, he'd probably pick Lars von Trier. So, my sensibilities are changing as I change.
Shia LaBeouf