And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.

To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing.

It's very weird because the 'It' guy usually is not the 'It' guy next year or even a guy that anyone is talking about.

You can't have bank holding companies acting as hedge funds. You can't have them taking a million-dollar pension plan for Joe Schmo the bus driver and treat it with the same risk appetite that you treat George Soros' pocket money. It's fundamentally ridiculous.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

I think there's a form of honesty, because I used to be very honest with the press, and then it backfired on me, and I understood it.

I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.