My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.

To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing.

I was doing stand up comedy when I was 11, that's how I got started; not because I wanted to do comedy, but because we were broke, living in Echo Park in Downtown Los Angeles, from 1986, I saw the Rodney King riots; my parents didn't really work. But I wanted a new backpack, that's how I got into this business - I wanted a new backpack.

I'm not an Adonis, that's for damn sure. I've never really thought of myself that way, and it doesn't matter to me. My favorite actors aren't Adonises. Dustin Hoffman is a flawed-looking man; he's amazing to me. Tom Hanks is flawed-looking; people love him. Same with Gene Hackman.

You can't buy back your respect; you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it.