I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one.

But this is a little different. This is the adult acting. This is a different crowd. It's more work and more good work. That's it. People will have their opinion regardless.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

Having emotional connections to things that don't really exist, like looking at a green ball and really loving that green ball, and being sad whether it's around or not. Stuff like that. I've never done acting at this level before so it was a huge challenge for me. It was a hurdle to overcome just to survive.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

I've never been able to learn from other people's mistakes - I'm not that smart - so I usually learn by trial by fire.

If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds.