A Superwoman isn't a woman who can do anything, but a woman who avoids doing too much.

First things first, second things never.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Conran's Law of Housework - it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour.

If you don't dare, you are doomed to dullness.

You're never too old to grow up.