I love the idea that I'm the oldest one in the room because I can get away with anything!
Shirley MacLaineIt's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaineYou think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you realize how far you've got to go and who is the real turkey.
Shirley MacLaine