We're living in a time when people are struggling to appear perfect.

I have women who offer to sleep with me all the time. But not men. They're all talk and nay action - as we'd say in Scotland.

Starbucks is my main fix and it's usually you people working in there - sometimes they're actually shaking. It just makes me feel horrendous because I've been in that situation.

One day I realized that it didn't matter whether people loved me or not.

I mean, I tend to do my own thing, and that usually crosses purposes with everyone around me.

I feel privileged, to be honest.

I want to hear from the creature who isn't blessed with unbelievable good looks and incredible genes. I want to hear from the geek girl, the forgotten girl, the invisible girl and the miserable girl.