My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?

There’s nothing like real love. Nothing.

I'm not too proud of the movies I made as a grownup except for 'That Hagen Girl', which nobody remembers but which gave me a chance to act.

Many people consider me an old friend.

We would have to invent the U.N if we did not have it which is not an original thought.

Any star can be devoured by human adoration, sparkle by sparkle.

When you're a performer, you have to please a large audience. And when you're in politics, you have to please a large audience, too.