I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

If you hear someone scream, you shouldn't close the drapes. You should help. You've got to try.

You've got to S-M-I-L-E To be H-A-Double-P-Y

Visiting old haunts is hard on memory. Things shrink, change, and disappear.

Intentions often melt in the face of unexpected opportunity.

Won't the new 'Suggested for Mature Audience' protect our youngsters from such films? I don't believe so. I know many forty-five-year old men with the mentalities of six-year-olds, and my feeling is that they should not see such pictures, either.

I have always told anyone who would listen that I was available for more public service.