I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things.

My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?

Many people consider me an old friend.

I work a seventeen hour day, and I'm personally responsible for 108 staff members in the embassy.

One famous movie executive who shall remain nameless, exposed himself to me in his office. 'Mr X,' I said, 'I thought you were a producer not an exhibitor'.

When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since.

I have always told anyone who would listen that I was available for more public service.