A cantor, when he starts singing, it's like rain - once it starts, it's hard to stop.

If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place.

Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.

You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

They say that children become men, and men become children. Many generations have grown up, become men, and gone hence.

Gossip is nature's telephone.