Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place.

A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.

You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.