I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me.

I'll probably die by the time I reach 25. But I'll have lived the way I wanted to.

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird.

I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feeling.

I'm not chic, I could never be chic.