Life is a chain of small sorrows that lead to a great joy.

The way I would live my life is: never do something in real life that I would not want to write about in my Autobiography.

I've found that people with flexible ears are the least rigid in life. Best way to find yourself a perfect partner may be as easy as squeezing their ears.

Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.

Power in the hands of the stupid is often a dangerous thing. Hitler proved it.

There cannot be Ups in a roller-coaster ride unless there are Downs.

The God of religion exists only in our minds. The real God exists but we can never comprehend him in our minds